wouldn't it be nice? The Beach Boys

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older 
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long 
And wouldn't it be nice to live together 
In the kind of world where we belong 

You know its gonna make it that much better 
When we can say goodnight and stay together 

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up 
In the morning when the day is new 
And after having spent the day together 
Hold each other close the whole night through 

Happy times together we've been spending 
I wish that every kiss was never ending 
Wouldn't it be nice 

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true 
Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldnt do 
We could be married 
And then wed be happy 

Wouldn't it be nice 

You know it seems the more we talk about it 
It only makes it worse to live without it 
But lets talk about it 
Wouldn't it be nice

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Murder on the Orient Express

A young  American was travelling to Venice on the Orient Express. It was a long journey, and he was bored. Sitting opposite him there was an Italian man. He was about 50 years old. He had an English newspaper on the seat next to him.

“Excuse me,” the American said. ‘Can I borrow your newspaper?’

‘No,’ said the Italian. ‘I´m sorry’. You can’t.

‘Why not?’ asked the American.

‘Well,’ said the Italian, ‘it’s quite simple...’

‘If I lend you my newspaper, we’ll start talking.’

‘If we start talking, we´ll become friends.’

‘If we become friends, I´ll invite you to my house in Venice.’

‘If I invite you to my house in Venice, you’ll meet my beautiful daughter.’

‘If you meet Nicoletta, you’ll fall in love with her.’

‘If you fall in love with her, you’ll run away together.’

‘If you run away together, I’ll find you’.

‘If I find you, I’ll kill you’.

‘So that’s why, I won’t lend you my newspaper.’